why don’t they have big hyped up award shows for books
best male/female character
best plot development
best plot twist
I get bored. I like to laugh. I'll reblog anything I think is funny for the most part. For the rest of it, it's just what I enjoy. Harry Potter, Sherlock, Skyrim, Merlin.
If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate endings and watch them panic again as they all try to find the last ending.
This is perfect.
Guess who is actually doing something social today.
Guess who had the shittest day today, remind me to never leave the house again
Why do you guys have to go and reblog this.
Because it reminds us never to leave the house
My prediction for Doctor Who is that it will be super emotional and then:
D: “My name is John Smith”
D: “John Smith!”
C: “But that’s your fake name”
D: “No my fake name is John Smith!”
C: “Which is what you just said!”
D: “No it isn’t! I said John Smith!”
And it turns out the TARDIS won’t translate his name properly because it’s her job to stop him doing stupid shit like that
I like it.